Iron Man's hipster tech cousin.
Tired of having to pull out your phone and check your emails? Wish you could record every second of your life? Pockets too small to hold a smartphone?
Never fear, the Silicon Man invention is here to help. By attaching your smartphone on a 100% futuristic helmet-mask-thingy, and then strapping it onto your face - you are always connected to the CLOUD 24/7. Need to check your email? It's right there! Trying to impress your boss? Look up the Wikipedia entry and start impressing!
Ofcourse you won't be using the touchscreen like some chump, we have included the next level advancement in technology - the Swag-Glove. With sensors and buttons attached right to your limb, you can control your new high-tech face mask through gestures and flexes!!!!!
Patent-pending. Batteries sold separately.